Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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