HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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