i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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