Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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