If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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