Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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