5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Hippo gnu deer
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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