I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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