you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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