Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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