fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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