He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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