try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I can't turn off my feet"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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