she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
honey bunches of taint.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
The power of my boobs compel you
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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