so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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