it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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