We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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