Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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