Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Just high enough for therapy.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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