I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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