Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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