Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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