their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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