go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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