My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Randomize
