I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize
