Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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