Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I bet he comes in French.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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