We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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