i was born a porn star she said
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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