Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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