real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
You took a bar mat shot.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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