All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Randomize
