If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I will be naked everywhere
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Dicks are not precious.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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