He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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