That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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