Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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