We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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