Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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