I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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