If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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