I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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