what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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