He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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