It's like God shit irony all over that family
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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