all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I supernannyed him into submission
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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