She said her name was "party"
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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