I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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