i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Randomize
