I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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