he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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