speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
My ass is underappreciated
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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