Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
In America we eat man semen.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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