i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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