but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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