i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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